Privacy Policy
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is a proposed presidential advisory commission established by President Donald Trump through an executive order. Despite its name, DOGE is not an official federal executive department, as creating one would require congressional approval.
Data We Collect
Here's a comprehensive list of ALL the data we store:
- Your email (if you sign up for our newsletter)
- That's it. Really.
Why So Minimal?
In the spirit of efficiency (and because storage costs money), we've optimized our data collection to be as lean as possible. Think of us as the Marie Kondo of web services - if the data doesn't spark joy or serve the newsletter, we don't keep it.
What We Do With Your Data
If you signed up for our newsletter:
- We'll send you updates about DogeCount
- We'll admire how efficiently we stored your email
- That's all folks!
Cookie Policy
We believe cookies should be enjoyed with milk, not stored in browsers. We're so efficient, we don't even use tracking cookies! (Though we do recommend chocolate chip cookies while browsing our site.)
Data Retention
We keep your email until you unsubscribe from our newsletter. After that, it's efficiently composted into digital nothingness, just as the Department of Government Efficiency would want.
Contact Us
Questions about our efficient privacy practices? Want to nominate us for the "Most Efficient Privacy Policy" award? Feel free to reach out!
Last updated: 2/5/2025
Certified efficient by the Department of Government Efficiency™ (not really, but we like to think they'd approve)